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Dieting For Dummies/ Entranced By Evita

How do you solve a problem like Maria?
How do you catch a cloud and pin it down?
How do you find a word that means Maria?
A flibbertijibbet! A will-o’-the wisp! A clown!

–The Sound of Music

Remember this song? Some nuns sing it about Julie Andrews. She just doesn’t want to adopt the program. Well I sing it about Evita.

How do you solve a problem like Evita?

Because every time i read one of her posts I end up throwing something out! First it was the rum!

And now it’s my teflon coated frying pan!

http://evolvingwellness.com/posts/160/green-teflon/

I really hope she doesn’t decide that dog hair is bad for us. Sparky would have a fit. Malarky would start reading the help wanted section of the newspaper. And I would have to sleep with one eye open.

But frying pans are not really the issue today. Because I am addicted to sugar. It’s in just about everything we eat and it’s very addicting. You go into withdrawal if you don’t have your fix after awhile.

And I can’t stand the idea of being addicted to anything. So now your blogging buddy is on a diet. And he’s also walking every day. This morning we walked for forty five minutes. That’s up fifty percent from yesterday. And it’s up 150 percent from the day before. Because way back then we were just walking from the living room to the kitchen and back again.

When I noticed that we might one day go in the medical books as a miracle of some sort. Because it looks from up here like we are going to have a baby.

Blogger this year. Reality show icon next year. Right after the cute show about the parents who got six kids at one time after they took fertility drugs.

When I read Evita she mesmerizes me. I’m not sure if I believe everything she says but it doesn’t seem to matter much. Because I was due for an overhaul and she is the only one I see who has a nice looking blog and seems ready to go there with me.

Because when you do stuff like this you need to become really motivated. It’s an extreme deal until new habits are established and pick up some of the load. And even then it’s not a piece of cake as we all know. Hhmmm cake. I have been carrying around a tube of Ritz diet crackers for those moments when death due to starvation seems imminent. And a bottle of diet Seven-Up.

Please don’t tell me they are going to kill me too Evita! I need something!

Sigh. Why am I doing this?

Because you can be a senior citizen who is healthy or at least trying to be or you can go the other way.

Choose. That’s why.

Grumps must move on. . . .have a nice morning.

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The Beatles/ I’m So Tired

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Reality TV/ Why Do People Like It?

Well the first thing to say about reality television is that ALL people do not like it. I know a guy who doesn’t like it. Because he doesn’t have a tv and doesn’t know about it. He is dealing with more than enough reality on a daily basis.

Why would he like another load dumped on him when he is fortunate enough to be home and not slaving away at some poor paying job?

But he is in the minority. There are lots of folks who are like him and yet enjoy watching television and their favorite reality show or shows.

Two. Five. Ten. How many shows does the average viewer watch? The one I find most totally weird is The Bachelor. Beautiful women line up to be humiliated and rejected in front of millions of people. I really had no idea they wanted love so badly that they would do something like this.

I might have asked a few for a date when I was young if I had known.

But I was not rich, funny, sophisticated and handsome. Maybe that has something to do with it? There are apparently not many of those around and they are worth a lot of trouble.

But why do people enjoy watching this stuff?

Maybe because it’s a contest and we have always enjoyed watching contestants winning prizes on television. How many years has Wheel of Fortune been around?

And don’t you admire Vanna for devoting just about her entire working life to flipping letters in a charming way? She has been doing it since 1982. And the show has been on since 1975.

Not everybody can do that. If I did it Wheel would have gone off the air after the first episode. Vanna makes letters interesting. But reality tv didn’t just start with Survivor. There have been regular people doing crazy stuff on the air in an attempt to win prizes for many years.

It’s just that the flood gates opened about the time the New Millenium arrived. And the competitive spirit of the television viewer living vicariously doesn’t begin to explain this situation.

But the advance of the internet does explain a lot of it. We became involved in what happens inside the television monitor when we started living online. We started communicating with and entertaining each other instead of watching the tube.

We didn’t know we were so talented and entertaining! And maybe we are not. But it is fascinating watching us try whether we are building a blog or running around on an island somewhere half naked and starving.

My son Zachary was an extra on the John Adams series just done on HBO. Everyone who knows him made sure to watch it. And he had a really forgettable role.

We enjoy watching ourselves, our neighbors and people like us on television. We claim contestants who live in our state and hope they do well.

Maybe the novelty will wear off some day. But for now there seems to be no end in sight. Hopefully there will be tryouts for American Wrestlemania Warrior soon followed by National Nascar Survivor.

And then there are our fantasies about participating in one of these shows. But we really don’t have time to go there.

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Larry David Gets A Divorce / Reality (Almost) TV Shows

Larry David is getting a divorce from his wife in real life. So what does he do? He writes this same scenario into his HBO series and is having marital problems there. Here’s what happened back in July:

David’s TV wife, Cheryl Hines, is also an environmental activist. Since his art imitates his life, does that mean she won’t be back for another season? Turning to Hines, David teased, “Oh, it’s too bad you’re going to be off the show in the seventh season. What a shame! It’s a good idea for the seventh season, by the way.”

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20046151,00.html?xid=rss-topheadlines

What a guy! I wonder how much pain something like this causes a guy who is in David’s situation. I can remember the problems associated with divorce quite well. Whether it has to do with money or the children the pain is intense and it lasts a long time. But I watched an episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm last night and the feeling I got was that it’s not painful so much as it is an inconvenience. What if your cleaning lady goes with your wife? You have to find another one!! Oh, God I don’t know if i can make it.

On the show all of Larry’s friends are choosing his wife and her new boyfriend instead of him. Now there’s a surprise! I want to see if his agent, Jeff, decides to go with his wife on the show. That’s the only thing that isn’t going to be totally predictable. Jeff knows enough to agree with Larry on most issues and sometimes he doesn’t have to try too very hard because he is a jerk in his own right. When the two of them are together you hardly notice that each one of them is insane. They sort of cancel each other out.

So it appears that Larry’s divorces aren’t slowing him down at all. Big Hollywood guys have a line of girls waiting to date them and it’s the same for the girls. This is so different from the reality of the average person it just boggles my mind sometimes when I think about it. We went to a James Taylor concert awhile ago and were talking about him after the show. I told Beth that his life was so different from mine I couldn’t imagine what it must have been like over the past thirty years. I am envious to some degree. But I also realize I am much happier being the person I am today than the one I was thirty years ago. And if it hadn’t been for a lot of pain I never would have changed. That is how we change most of the time. Isn’t it true? Or do we suddenly go through major changes in our personalities and our thoughts and habits without pain?

I am pretty tired of Larry these days and don’t think I would watch him except that Beth likes the show. I have already baled out on her and Survivor. And I don’t watch the dance reality show or the band reality show. I really don’t watch much television and stay glued to the computer where I can fight back and write negative things about Hollywood guys with 200 million dollars. Or 100 million after the divorce. Whatever. It’s still quite a chunk of change and enough money to have anything you want delivered to your house while you relax inside.

I just wonder what it’s going to be like when Larry and the rest of the Hollywood crowd gets really old and suddenly finds its not so easy to buy your way out of your problems. There are medical conditions out there that really don’t respond to anything cash can do. Sure there is medicine but it doesn’t cure anything and things still hurt. And eventually there is the grim reaper who isn’t at all impressed with Hollywood guys or anybody else.

So enjoy it while you can. But what if we really are here to learn something on this earth? What if it matters in some way? I guess it is too much to hope that Larry might do an episode some day where he actually learns something. So that his character is slightly different after that. Because I am getting tired of Larry. And his wife and all his friends are getting tired of him. The world is tired of him but it still tunes in to watch and make him more millions of dollars.

There’s something very odd about all of this. He obviously has figured out something on his way to the bank. And I still don’t have a clue what it is. Do we tune in just to laugh at Larry and pat ourselves on the back because our social skills are more advanced than his? Or do we just want to slow down and watch the human train wreck go about his business? I don’t know. Maybe I’ll try to find an article about Jerry Seinfeld or Kramer and see what they have to say about it. Oh wait. Nix that last thought. We might discover something if we listen to Jerry. But Kramer has his own problems.

Comedians! Can’t live with them. And can’t live without them.

Update: (From TrustedAdvisor associates)

“The fun, of course, is that David is merely more honest than the rest of us. We can laugh at him without directly facing the social pain that his behaviors cause us when we commit them—which we do, all the time. He is our public court jester. He speaks the truth in a socially acceptable manner—as comedy, with a subtext we needn’t publicly acknowledge. But we know it. He’s doing public self-psycho-analysis, and we’re along for the ride.”

“That’s why he’s a hit with mental patients—and with the rest of us too. We’re not qualitatively different—it’s just a matter of degree. “Sanity” is a wispy line; it’s hard to say where the hill ends and the mountain begins.”
. –Charles H. Green

Well there you go! Mr. Green has written an insightful and fascinating essay about Larry. If you are a tortured fan of his show like I am or just a fan you probably will enjoy this article. It can be found in its entirety here:

http://trustedadvisor.com/blog/271/Larry-David–Seinfeld-and-Social-Networking

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Please pardon the mess..

I started blogging in June. And I have been running around in my head ever since. It’s not easy to motor around the web when you’re green. And, believe me, when it comes to working on a blog I am someone who has not been there and knows not what he does. Fortunately, I was reading about Wordpress today and found a unanimous opinion that it is better than Blogspot. I was there for a week or two but felt very isolated. There didn’t seem to be a way to connect with other people. And this is not a diary. Boy, would that be dumb!

So after about an hour I am convinced that I have landed somewhere that will feel friendly. Looking around it is clear there are ways to communicate. Much better! In a way, it is like MySpace where I was for awhile until I blew up my blog with some code in the wrong spot. I don’t mean to insult you guys and there is no comparison between the technical and visual wonders of Wordpress and MySpace. But it did give folks like me with little knowledge a way to connect with others and put together a blog. That’s the basic idea that will bring success to any organization. And it certainly brought it to MySpace in a raggedy sort of way.

Keep in mind that these are just the humble opinions of someone who knows next to nothing about blogs. But there are many of us out there. And that’s what is great about 2007 as apposed to 1968, for example. The little people can have opinions that matter and they can shout them from their computers or a reality show. I know about these things. I can remember exiting the subway next to the Boston Commons in 1968 and watching police chasing folks around the streets while cars were turned upside down and windows smashed. Nobody would listen.

Well, I am listening today and enjoy reading personal blogs. And I enjoy writing about some of them here. I hope you will find a moment to share something here. It won’t be about advancing in the world or learning a new skill. It’s just about relaxing for a moment and sharing a thought or two.

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