Some of you may not know that I have psychic ability. I have tried to avoid talking about it here because it might distract from the main focus of the blog. What focus is that? Photography. This blog is about learning photography as a hobby. It is the most fun one can have in terms of a hobby.
Anyway, I have not gotten into the psychic stuff in the past. But that’s about to change. Let’s take a look at the old horoscope, shall we?
Aries*** Hmm. Aries. I see a bee flying over someone’s head. That must mean they should watch out or they are going to be stung by a bee. No, wait. There’s a hive of bees. They are really in trouble now! Time out. Now someone is telling me to stop being an idiot. I shouldn’t take things so literally. I should be telling you to BEE HIVE.. behave. You need to watch your behavior today. Man. This is tough.
Taurus*** Now I see someone stretched out on a blanket. It looks like someone is trying to get a tan. There’s a radio playing rock music. It’s quiet. This person is reading a school book. But the word I’m getting is that it would be better if this person read their notes. The test is going to be on the notes. Hopefully, someone took notes.
Gemini***I see cars on a highway. This must be about taking a trip. There’s a rainbow in the distance. So it is going to be a good trip. But now there is a car pulling off the highway. It’s out of gas. Gemini’s should check their gas gauges today. No, wait. I’m being scolded again. It’s not about gasoline. It’s about you running out of gas if you don’t slow down! That’s it. And the rainbow means you will have good luck if you do.
Cancer***I see a puppy dog. He’s eating a rug. Do you have a puppy dog? Better go check. Wait. Now the puppy dog has grown wings and flown out the window. Man. This is a difficult one. Oh, I see. It’s about learning to fly. Someone hasn’t flown before but they will soon. And they need to relax. It’s going to be fine. They should stop gnawing on the rugs.
Leo***I see a boy fishing in a pond. A huge fish just pulled him into the water. Oh, that’s terrible. You should stay away from water. Ouch. Something just pinched me. You should not stay away from water. You should go out and try to find some new business. A job offer may be attached. It will involve a move. Sounds fine to me. But I would put my scuba gear in good shape just in case.
Virgo***I see an amusement park with and a little girl with some candy. She is looking around and sees her parents. But no one is paying attention to her. She needs some attention. And she needs to stop eating so much candy. That wasn’t difficult. And I didn’t get pinched. Good.
Libra***Now I am out in the woods with a bear. He’s thinking about dinner. This is not good. You should not go near the woods today.
Scorpio***It’s really dark in here. I hear a buzzing noise. What could this be? Darn. It’s my cell phone. It’s on vibrate and good thing, too. I fell asleep for a moment. Scorpios make sure you charge you cell phones tonight. You will probably need them tomorrow.
Sagittarius*** There are some deer in the backyard. Seven deer and they are trying to find a way back to the woods. You should not wear wool today. Wait. There aren’t any sheep in the backyard. How did I come up with that? The deer were looking for water. It’s hot outside. Wait for cooler weather to wear wool.
Capricorn***Here’s something. It’s a chimney with smoke coming out of it. The smoke is spelling words. It says, “Don’t give up your day job”. You shouldn’t give up…..Oh, wait. My guide is saying that message is for me. Sorry. Your message is plan a cookout for this weekend. It will go well.
Aquarius***There goes a shooting star. Boy, that was beautiful. This must be a powerful omen. I am getting the message. You should plan on being a star in the weeks ahead. But not on Broadway. You should volunteer for that position in your social club. Avoid the ham sandwiches.
Pisces*** Gerbils. They are running all over the place. Do you have a pet hamster? You should check the lock on his cage. And maybe think about not getting him a playmate. That is all. I must rest.
