American Idol/ Brooke Survives/ Jesus Doesn’t Save Carly
I am sorry we are being overrun with American Idol stuff but we are getting near the end and things are heating up. I started blogging because of AI and Jordin Sparks. They and she convinced me I needed a creative outlet. You need one too if you haven’t found one. It doesn’t have to be blogging.
You could paint faces on rocks and then throw them out into a lake. Then when things warm up you could swim out and practice diving until you find them all. I used to do that but not recently. I pass it along to younger readers who happen to enjoy both rock painting and diving.
So Brooke who managed to try to sing her song twice managed to avoid the hot seat while Syesha who “brought the house down” took a trip to the stool.
What is going on? If she had gone home there would be a lot of seriously upset people out there today. Oh wait. There ARE a lot of seriously upset people out there because CARLY went home after singing a dynamite rendition of Jesus Christ Superstar.
We are sorry to see you go Carly. Carly Simon has always been a favorite of mine. You mother made a wise choice in the middle of trying circumstances.
Brooke needs to go home. Personally I think she WANTS to go home. She doesn’t seem to have much confidence and the rigors of life as an American Idol (See prior post and video of Jordin on the move) would probably overwhelm her.
The show overwhelms her. Something is going on with that girl.
Maybe I’m wrong.
Maybe on her way to rehearsal this weekend her Guardian Angel will appear to her and help her out.
“Brooke. Hear me. The next time you sing live in front of millions of people you will remember your words. And, because you have always been a good girl, you will sing like Fergie.”
“Go out and buy some leather pants. And practice doing cartwheels because I am blessing you right now. Remember Cinderella? I was there. “
It could happen. And I am ready for it to happen. Because when Fergie did it with Heart it was hands down the greatest moment in AI history.
Every future contestant should start practicing singing and doing ONE HAND cartwheels WHILE you are singing right now.
And forget the gym shorts. Unless they are made out of leather.
It will take that kind of miracle for Brooke to remain in this thing much longer. And Brooke please don’t cry so much during the show. Who do you think you are? Jordin?
Sorry Jordin. Just a little joke 
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