David Duchovny/ Teri Hatcher/ Charlize Therone/ American Idol
Table of contents for 11/Writing
- National Briefs / Loosely Fitting News
- Early Spring in Virginia/ Virginia Breeze/ Writing a Note to Someone
- Charlize Theron And I Have A Dream Together
- David Duchovny/ Teri Hatcher/ Charlize Therone/ American Idol
- Danice Patrick/ Jake Long/ Miley Cyrus/ American Idol/ Barack Obama
Instead of just writing the post today we are going to do something a little different. Why? Because I’m sitting outside with my laptop and don’t feel confident enough to write an entire post. Something might happen. It might start raining again. Somebody might come by and interrupt my train of thought. A bee might decide to attack me.
So tonight when I return to the confines of the inner sanctum I will have to write two posts. The first one will be about the American Idol gang. They are doing Andrew Lloyd Webber tonight.
That ought to be crazy as hell. I’m sorry but I don’t have much confidence in this group. And I fear they are going to butcher Mr. Webber tonight. It will be like somebody let Sweeney Todd loose on American television.
It’s not going to be pretty. But in any case the second post is going to be about the top ten Buzz topics on Yahoo Buzz. And the first five will go here. While the second five will go to NewsLink Briefs. Because I have been ignoring NLB for too long.
I put a cool video of Teri Hatcher and Charlize Theron duking it out on the first page awhile ago . I figured it would entertain readers for about a week. And I wasn’t disappointed. So I let it go for two weeks.
It really just gets cooler with the passage of time. I know some including my wife might disagree. But others (and there are many of us) feel that it is a great video and should probably go into the Smithsonian at some point.
I don’t really know Teri Hatcher. And I don’t actually know Charlize either for that matter but I had a dream about her recently and wrote about it here. Then I was inspired to write to her person who handles these matters and request a signed photo of her lovely face.
Well it came yesterday. Beth brought it to me and sat there while I opened it. Then she told me she was going to find her old David Duchovny poster and put it back up on the wall. I said that would be fine but it couldn’t be any bigger than my 8′ by 11′ photo of Charlize.
She reminded me who makes the rules in our family and then went off to look for David.
Meanwhile I have been looking at this photo of Charlize and I am not sure I like it. She isn’t smiling for one thing. She is just staring at me with these beautiful eyes that seem to say “I am more intelligent than you by at least 1000 percent”.
Why would I want to look at that every day? Plus she has lousy penmanship. She wrote “Love and Thanks” Charlize Therone on it. Have you ever heard the phrase “Love and Thanks” before?
It’s a new one on me. I have heard of “Love and Kisses” many times before and I feel like maybe Charlize is having a little joke here. And I’m not even sure what it is. Because she is so much smarter than I am.
The whole thing just has an air of impersonality about it. She scribbled this phrase on a photo that could easily double for a mug shot. This is the first time I have ever requested a photo from anyone who is famous. And it’s probably going to be the last.
At least Beth couldn’t find her David Ducovney poster. We are even for the moment. But if she ever finds it I am sure she will be way ahead. Because David has such a sweet smile.
And I am going to have to look at it for a long, long time.
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Update: Wait a minute! I looked at her photo again and I see where she wrote X X X under her name and next to her right ear. It seems like I may have misjudged this entire situation. So we have “Love and Thanks” PLUS Kisses.
I am sorry I ever doubted you Charlize. Will you forgive me?
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