Charlize Theron And I Have A Dream Together
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I dreamed about Charlize Theron last night. I had never actually met her before so it was an interesting dream. We went some places and did some things together.
But we didn’t do anything wrong together because I am a married man and love my wife very much (and I dream about her most often). I am not sure if Charlize is going out with anyone special or not. And we didn’t discuss it last night. We were too busy having fun. Because when you are in a dream you don’t have to worry about your fat pack.
You don’t have to worry about your thick eyeglasses that make you look like a moron if the light is just right.
And receding hairlines are not an issue. I must say that Charlize is a wonderful woman and very beautiful in person. And she has a wonderful laugh. I was amazed and very appreciative to find last night that she really likes me too. It was just like being sixteen again and going out with the girl in your school who is so beautiful and so unattainable.
I had that dream a time or two as well. Way back in the years before I graduating from WHS . Way back then when I was in love with a girl who I rarely spoke to and never dated. And I never asked her out on a date because she might have said no.
And then I would have had to kill myself on the spot. No questions asked. So being the prudent character that I am I waited about twenty five years and went to a class reunion. Then I had about six beers while I waited for her to show up. And then I told her I had been in love with her for the past forty years. Every since the third grade.
I thought she handled it very well. We sat and had a nice long talk. I must have said something but I don’t remember because I had another six beers after sharing this information with her.
Our class reunion was on a boat. I usually don’t drink beer because it gives me an awful headache later on. But I wasn’t concerned about later in this case. Because if she had laughed at me I would have jumped over the railing and sucked salt water all the way down to the bottom.
That’s why I drank all the beers. I’m afraid of heights. Right.
But thankfully she was as wonderful as I imagined. She told me about her marriage to some guy who was a photographer. That was before I became a photographer so naturally I thought he was an idiot. How could he have left this vision of beauty?
Eventually I wandered off to talk with some other folks I had not seen for years. I talked with a friend who had become a dentist and was still enlisted in the Navy. I think you have a pretty good rank if you do this and he seemed very content about his situation.
And then it was time to go. But as I moved towards the door a wonderful thing happened. An event occurred that I will remember as long as I live. And given the level of my alcohol content at that moment this was a pretty remarkable thing.
She got up from where she was sitting and came over and gave me a big hug.
And in that moment I spent sixty five years with her.
She is a very special girl.
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“I think if you are in a one or two-year relationship, love is enough. You can thrive on that. When you hit years three and four, you realise that if you’re going to live with somebody … you have to be nurtured emotionally and spiritually, and you have to be intrigued. Because if that intrigue runs out, you’re not going to want to go home anymore,” she said.
Being serious in a relationship does not mean that one loses their freedom to express, as according to Theron, letting each other flirt and develop crushes on other members of the opposite sex, adds spice to life.
“I’ve always said that I worry about being with a man who doesn’t flirt. I love that Stuart can watch tennis and tell me that he’s got a crush on a tennis player. We’re not meant to just like one person. But (that) doesn’t mean you go and build a life with another person,” she added.
Makes sense to me
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I could definitely get myself in a lot of trouble by addressing this one David
Did you have to put her picture up as well, you are killing me !!
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Hahaha. Glad you enjoyed this Bernie. I enjoyed it too. We went out to dinner tonight and I told Beth about it on the way over there. I hope she enjoys it too! Gulp.
Just some good Saturday night entertainment for senior citizens.
And here is a fascinating link if you are still alive….
http://picasaweb.google.com/yashpalraghav/CharlizeTheron
My gosh she looks just like me! The resemblance is uncanny.
Really?? Well maybe I was dreaming about you then! You live nearby and I thought I recognized the James River as I flew over it! hahaha.
David,
I must give a you a giant hand clap for this story. You see, she to is one of my favorite Famous people too! I was forced to take my children and their friends to the theater to see Mighty Joe Young. What a joy I had to wathc that movie!!!!
Needless to say I had to buy the movie for my children and use to Dread it (yeah right!!) every time they wanted to watch it. as always Dave great Article!!!
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Thanks Joe. I don’t know where I would be without your assistance with blogging issues.
Have you sent away for an autographed photo from Charlize yet? I just did. First time for that sort of thing.