Virginia Is For Families

“A sudden spike on famed psychic Edgar Cayce inspired us to examine last week’s top “prediction” searches.”

—Yahoo! Buzz

I found this quote at Yahoo! Buzz and immediately realized that my Halloween story about Edgar Cayce and the aliens had gone viral. Or maybe not. But something has driven Edgar up into the consciousness of the masses!

I like Edgar. He is no longer with us but I’m sure he is doing good work somewhere. And we could definitely use him here. Because we need to know what is going to happen down the road. Unfortunately Edgar was never very good at predicting stock market surges or oil well locations. He tried because times were tight. But the word he got from the other side was to forget about making money being a psychic. There would be too many little devils coming out of the woodwork if he tried that. Just stick to helping people get well and find missing stuff.

And he did that very well. We have a home within walking distance of Edgar’s home down at Virginia Beach. So I feel psychically attuned to him in some ways. Especially at Christmas time when I’m trying to figure out where the Christmas presents are hidden. Somebody likes to play mystery games with all the Christmas goodies.

I’m not talking about actual gifts. No, no, no. This is all about Christmas cookies.

Wonderful, delicious, satisfying Christmas cookies. And where are they? That’s what I want to know and need to know. Because somebody has gotten very good at hiding them over the past seven years.

Here’s something for Gizmodo to promote next December. A Christmas Cookie Finder. And one that will discover chocolate before anything else.

But in the meantime we still have Edgar. And this leads me to believe I now understand why searches for his name are going through the roof. There are a lot of guys out there looking for the cookies their wives have baked and hidden away.

And if they can’t find them they better get in contact with Edgar. Because he can find them. He can find anything. All we need to do is have a seance and find HIM.

E–D—G–A—R !!! Where are the C–O–O–K–I–E—S ???