Oudoor Christmas Decorations/ Martha Stewart Moment
Table of contents for Rambling Ruminations
- Oudoor Christmas Decorations/ Martha Stewart Moment
- It Must Be Time To Get Up!
- How To Stop Rumination/ Take A Cold Shower
- Sky News/ Meteors In The Night Sky/ Brad and Angelina
- Revisiting Martha Stewart and MySpoogle
- My Random Musings On A Saturday Morn
Welcome to Martha Stewart’s class on making your blog look nicer this Christmas.
We all love decorations. So why not put them in your blog?! You can divide those long paragraphs up and create little “irrigation ditches” so you won’t have any “text deserts”. All you need a a pair of scissors…. Oh Wait. I forgot this is the internet.
Ever since they let me out of the joint
I have had these moments where I can’t remember….Alright boys and girls. Where was I? Oh, yes. You look at your photos and see which ones have pretty colors straight across and you crop the SOB…….Oh Wait. There I go again. You crop the photo so it’s about forty pixels tall and as wide as Mama Marion’s butt back in the…..Sorry. You can also also look at vertical images and press the counter clockwise button. Then proceed as before back to your cell. I mean back to the point where you can crop a very narrow…… strip. Oh God. No! Not again.
Boys and girls this is the end of your blogging lesson today. I must catch a plane for South America. Bye for now.
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