Virginia Is For Families

A few weeks ago I wrote a post about a hypothetical alliance between Google and MySpace. There were rumors about their merger flying around at the time. I don’t know what the status of this bad idea is currently. Maybe they read my post and called the whole thing off. Maybe they heard about MySpoogle and it spooked them. Maybe I have grandiose visions and should take more medication every morning.

Whatever the case I think that the name MySpoogle is a power packed keyword and should be taken off the domain market if it has not already been bought and stored in a safe somewhere. Probably the .org deal should go too. And all the other ones as well.

MySpoogle may not be the future of Google and MySpace. But I know that it has a future and a very good one. What would Martha Stewart do in a case like this? How about this…

MySpoogle For The Frugal. A Social Network dedicated to tightwads throughout the world. If you want to collect a check every month for playing on the internet this is your deal. Or…

Bugle With MySpoogle. A Social Network for brass horn players dedicated to waking everybody up in the morning. Every neighborhood should have a MySpoogle Bugler in case the power goes out. Or

MySpoogle And Mr. McDougal. A Social Network of Irish Pubs dedicated to drinking online with your friends. This one sounds really good to me. And then we have..

On The Moon With MySpoogle. A Social Network For Aliens Who Are Tired Of Getting Shot At By Lasers . These lasers of course are manned by US military personnel who grew up playing Doom and lots of other shooter games. They know what they are doing and the Aliens probably are ready to start social networking on the dark side of the moon. I have written about this before in Who Owns The Moon? And if we own it we should start charging the little green guys rent.

So you see the future belongs to those who act quickly and I’m pretty sure none of these names have been taken. Does Darren Rowse give you information like this that can make you millions overnight? I don’t think so. Do I take enough medication in the morning? Probably not. So maybe I will go take some more right now.

Cheers everybody! And you better hurry. One of those ideas is going off the market pretty soon.

*

*

More Rambling Ruminations

http://davidnotes.com/2007/08/26/tales-from-the-library-men-are-from-mars-and-women-believe-it/

*

*

***