I AM Glad I Am Not A Turkey/ My Search Engine Keywords
Table of contents for 6/Writing About Blogging
- Hi World
- I AM Glad I Am Not A Turkey/ My Search Engine Keywords
- The Weblog Awards / Where Is The Senior Citizen Category?
- Wanted/ Blogging Assistant
- A Way To Structure A Blog And Send Readers Deep Within / Plan For Virginia Breeze
I really get my best glimpses into the human psyche when enjoying a look at the search engine results. And I hope you do too. I have no reason to hope you do because nobody has ever said to me they found it entertaining or enlightening to look at them. And I don’t want to ask you now because then I would have to answer my own question. And we are trying not to go down that road today (see prior post).
One thing that fairly jumps out at me is the reader who wrote “I am thankful that I am not a turkey” in the search engine. I know this happened because everything that ends up here is recorded in the Admin area of Wordpress.
And I am right there with you gentle reader. I am also thankful that you are not a turkey. Because if you were Thanksgiving would not be a happy time. And I would be sad. Because one less reader around here is a major problem. We don’t have that many to spare. Just kidding.
The other thing that deserves note is the reader who asks “What are blogs?”. And this is a good question. Blogs, gentle reader, are bogs that are filled with trillions of electrons that whirl around and catch unsuspecting husbands who really do not have the time to be sucked into them. There is yard work to do. And there are places to go and people to see. There is a wife somewhere who is hopefully not thinking about this subject.
As I write this I can hear Dr. Phil in the next room going on about people whose major goal in life is to screw up life for somebody else. Dr Phil you really need to do a show about blogs. Because they can do more damage than your predatory guests in just one afternoon. Maybe I am exaggerating a little bit. But a show about blogs would be a good idea Dr Phil. And if you can arrange to have Jordin Sparks on the same show for some totally made up reason I would like to volunteer to be one of your guests. We can discuss blogs and then we can get to the good part and discuss old men who have lost their minds over young American Idol winners.
“Poems about talking to the boss” has to do with my attempt to help out all those gentle readers who are trying to fight back against the idiot who rules their working existence and deserves to be fed to cannibals. This reader has come home. Welcome.
And one reader was looking for Mr. “hunk surfer”. I hope she (or he) found him. I’m never going to compete with Hugh Hefner but this one fulfills in a very small way the fantasy that I would one day do so. Those days are long past, of course. Now I dream about being well fed and still looking forward to desert without needing major tailoring. But it’s good to know there are folks out there who still spend time searching for good looking surfers. And we do have some here! Check them out!
Now I must get involved in Thanksgiving. Thanks to all my gentle readers. I know you try very hard to remain anonymous. But just remember to stay away from the search engines when you come here ! And have a wonderful evening and holiday.
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