I Am Not A Turkey!
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I am only going to tell you all this ONE time. I am not a turkey! I am not related to a turkey! None of my relatives came over on the turkey boat! So before you start getting that look in your eye just sit back and use your hairy eyeball to LOOK at me!
Do I look like a turkey? Do I walk like a turkey? And how many turkeys can spread their feathers like this and FLY?
Some of you have this idea that I will fit into your oven! I do not want to fit into anything you may have that can be used to cook dinner! So let’s get it straight. Because I have not been getting much sleep the last few weeks. And I am starting to pull my feathers out over this. I’m just a bird that wants to remain free.
Free from basting! Free from association with cranberry sauce. Free as a bird. And not a turkey bird.
So are we on the same page here? Good. Then have a nice Thanksgiving. And be thankful that nobody is coming around trying to feel your drumsticks.
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That bird speaks much sense.
Probably just as well…more slaughtered over here this week for fear of bird flu.