Nov 08

Poems About A Boss / A Goodbye Boss Poem

Posted by David on Nov 08 2007 at 09:49 am

christmasstripoflights Poems About A Boss / A Goodbye Boss Poem

If you Google “boss poem” you will find this on the first page along with a few other boss poems that people have created. There seems to be a demand for them. Mine has been viewed thousands of times. This one is probably not for the boss you love but actually it might be because it treats the subject with some humor. And if your boss has a good sense of humor he might enjoy it!

So if you just want to say “Boss I love you and will miss you” this is not the poem. But if you enjoy jerking him around it will work. And if you want to liberate some negative feelings it will also work. Behind his back. Because you wouldn’t want to seriously tell him that you wish he would take a cruise and be eaten by some cannibals. Or would you?

Also below is a photo I took at the Electric Light Parade at Disney World a few years ago. Hopefully the boss and employee relationship doesn’t degenerate into this either!

THE BOSS POEM

Dear Boss I wish you well this year

And well upon your way from here.

May soon you land on distant shores

Where they won’t let you pray before

They sacrifice your scrawny butt

And hang your head above a hut

Next to the tribal eating place

Where you are served up after grace.

Because they really love to eat

And you are such a lovely treat.

So here’s a ticket. There’s the boat

Happy hunting you old goat.

You’re such a prize so don’t delay

Just say goodbye and go away!

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More poetry from Davidlind

Beach Watching/ Mother Nature Arrives

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Children laugh long and play under the sun

While waves crash around their happy actions.

And I was out there for a short while too

Watching a babe who was lithe and dark tanned.

When the ocean quite fast zeroed in on its man

And knocked me sideways onto my tender can.

Tumbling around in a large playful wave

I suddenly knew I should try to behave

And struggling emerged from a watery grave

To rest my poor bod in some inviting shade.

“Dear Father”

“Lay us down now

Let us rest for awhile

May the heat heal somehow

And improve our profiles.

The sound of children

Splashing nearby

Mend our souls and make us sane

Before we try to swim again.”

“Amen”.

It’s safer watching them from here.

The radar’s working well this year.

It seeks and finds brief suits defined

Curvaceous thighs victorious smiles. . .


read the rest

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The Promises of Love


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The evening has left us

Quietly to ourselves.

I watch you move before the mirror

Releasing all the catches and stays

The predictable moments and habitual ways.

Until the softness of the light reveals

Your moving presence and my cautious appeal.

Can I catch the light that glitters in your eyes

And hold you in my arms?

A prayer weaves its way above

As we explore

The promises of .

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8 Responses to “Poems About A Boss / A Goodbye Boss Poem”

  1. Thats great David, I have had a few in my time I would like to read this to, thanks for sharing :)

  2. Davidlind says:

    thanks, Bernie. I am glad you liked it. I hope a few bosses who need to see it also enjoy it.

  3. Rahul says:

    David,

    This poem is great :) Made me chuckle to myself. Oh, don’t we all love the disliked boss. Fun to talk about behind their back! :D

  4. Davidlind says:

    Yes, Rahul. And they should all come here and read about themselves! They know who they are :)

  5. Susanno says:

    Great poem David… It remind me to be a good boss :) Kidding..

    Anywhere.. Thanks for sharing.

  6. czecho says:

    Very well put, it echo’s the sentiments of all of us at some point in our working lives.
    But if they really went away, who would we love to hate…

    That was fun David…

  7. Davidlind says:

    Thanks guys. Anyway I look at it a Boss is an important part of a person’s life. He or she can truly have an impact on how happy or miserable a life can be. So, hopefully, he or she realizes that and tries to be a positive influence on the lives of those who are affected.

  8. Hi Dear David, This is DELIGHTFUL. I howeled over this. I love the sort of innocent happy sing-song way you are “brutally” :) slaying the boss!! It’s remeniscent of something kids would shamlessly and happily sing out loud (until they were taught/conditioned “it’s not polite”– to bad ’cause kids tell it like it is given they aren’t crushed). But how many adults would you hear sing this. And I say “sing” because that’s how it sounded in my head!!! I love it. It”s fantastic!

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