Daily Ruminations
We will be leaving tomorrow and going back to Richmond. I wonder what is going on in the world. Maybe I will take a look at the news. Oh. That was a mistake. We just got a 19 billion dollar injection from the Federal Reserve. Do they use a big needle? Do you have to pull your pants down?
I don’t care how much it hurts. Where do I go to get my share? I wonder if the weather being so uncomfortable is causing the credit markets to have problems? People are hot when they get to work but the AC should cool them off in a couple of minutes. I know that a lot of people have steep mortgages and now their houses are worth less than before. Did they all decide to go to Canada this summer? It always has amazed me that a student can’t get out of a college loan but people can walk away from their houses. Seems like it should be one way or the other for both.
Beth is going for a walk up the boardwalk. She has been doing more blocks every day. I have been brushing my teeth. Exercise means different things to different people. A friend calls from up north. She’s upset because her five year old boy wants to have a brother. It’s a problem because she’s not married anymore. She has tried to tell him that you can’t just order a little brother from Amazon. Not today anyway. Things may be different in a couple of months. And you need a daddy to help out too by the way. So the little guy went to daycare and brought up his problem with some of his buddies. They brainstormed awhile until one little girl suggested that that his mommy could borrow her daddy.
I asked her to find out if they would be willing to discuss some of my problems as soon as possible.
According to Drudge there is a guy up in Pittsburgh that got thrown out of the house by his wife and is living in his car in their backyard. This happened six years ago and he is still there. The neighbors are not happy. No word on what the wife thinks about it. He apparently stays out of her way but she provides him with an extension cord to run the televison and fan he stuck in the car. Hmm. Is the extension cord simply a symbolic umbilical cord? Has he returned to the womb? If so this is the longest pregnancy on record. Perhaps its time for a caesaren section? Bring on the jaws of life and let’s see if we can’t pry him out of there.
That’s enough news for now. It’s like going into the ocean. Better ease into it.
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